"Best Turkey Soup Ever"

Recipe: Take one turkey drumstick ice fishing. Remove skin to use for bait while drumstick waits in the cab of the truck for a couple hours. Upon reaching home boil the squat out of the turkey in a pan of water. Oops! add more water because the water has almost boiled off while watching the Onion Movie. At the same time add salt, pepper and, left over chopped onion from brat supper a couple days ago. Boil a little longer while the movie finishes. Remove turkey to cool and then bone and shred back into pan with broth. Add whole bunch of frozen parsley left from some meal at Christmas, chopped. Those week old sauteed mushrooms need to get out of the fridge so add those too. Left over egg noodles - you bet - got a bunch left from the over production while making pork stroganoff last week? Time has grown late, soup is hot, so store in the stinky cab of Peter's work truck over night and then transfer to the front porch next day in preparation for supper. Heat and enjoy!
Editor's note: There are also fresh organic carrots sliced thick and add to soup before cooking.